Job Advertisement.Wanted, someone who enjoys repetitive boring work, shockingly low wages and can deal with angry customers. If this is you, please apply within!YOU! could become the Ice Cream Master! Thats right, you could finally have your dream job!...A Bus Driver! No, actually youll just be serving customers Ice-Cream Sundaes. But its still a job! Why are you so picky? This job will keep you on your toes. The customers are always right! You know that dont you? Always keep them happy by getting their order right first time, EVERYTIME! Cant cope with that pressure? Then QUIT now... Thats right, quit before you even start. Before I fire you! OMG, I love to fire people....Just the thought of it sends shivers down my circuit boards. Im Arnold by the way... The Boss... YOUR Boss, that you will follow in my footsteps, because you will envy me when you see my how I can move a glass around. I can literally do it with my mind man!But you. The employee, [snigger] will have to use on screen "buttons" to move the glass under the taps to make up the orders. Oh, and use another button to add toppings blah, blah, blah. Do you actually want this job or not? Why are you still reading this? Im so going to fire you. Come on, I dare you to apply. Lets see how long you will last. I bet you cant even do one order LOL! I am so down with the kids.But lets just say, for some bizarre reason you apply, you get your uniform on, you arrive here on time and you start serving customers. You may* start making a few tips here and there. Maybe youll get a few happy customers that will come back for more. And although you will never be as rich as me and definitely nowhere near as powerful, with the correct attitude and training, (do as I say and dont ask questions) its possible that you may satisfy your role and move onto my other Ice Cream stores. But its unlikely, judging by my other employees efforts. They NEVER get anywhere! HAHAHA because they didnt realise, I have yet to pay a wage to anyone! Wait, ignore that last part. Enough! Now, good day!
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